September 11, 2007

Attention Popcorn Eaters of the World

Why do you insist on making lots of noise while eating your popcorn? You know: you don't have to hear each kernel crunch.

Posted by Jeff at September 11, 2007 3:23 PM

Did you go to a movie and that's what's got your undies in a knot?

Posted by: Mom P. at September 11, 2007 7:51 PM

No, a coworker was loudly munching yesterday afternoon and that's when I realized how annoying it was.

Posted by: Jeff at September 12, 2007 9:25 AM

Ditto that!! I HATE hearing people eat! Blech!

Posted by: Olivia at September 12, 2007 2:23 PM

Oh, and not only popcorn eaters! What about salad eaters? Carrots! Celery! Garbonzo Beans! The slurp of a oil & vinegar eater is enough to drive one insane!

Thank goodness I'm a carnivore, and the only noise we make is the gunshot, and the sizzle!

Posted by: JLinthicum at September 26, 2007 4:50 PM
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